by John Ryan
A mushroom went into a bar and saw some algae at a table. He went up to one and said "You're lookin' all gal to me." She looked him over and said "And you look like a fun guy." and they took a liken to each other.
(I never said that mushroom jokes were going to be good. For this to elicit even a groan you have to think back to junior high biology when you learned that lichens are not one thing, but in fact they are the co-dependent relationship between fungi and algae).
For the best collection of original mushroom jokes check out Mycological Humor
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Both chef and musician, John Ryan wrote the Just Good Food blog from 1996 through 2001.
This page created 1997. Modified August 2007.